Desert Island Organic Beard Balm

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Coconut. Lime. Boom!

Is your beard itchy and dry? Do you get bearddruff?! Suffer no more!
Close your eyes and massage this beauty into your beard and pretend you’re Robinson Crusoe for the day.

This beard balm will replenish the natural oils in your skin and beard and give it a fantastic scent while lime gives you a kick like a tequila shot for breakfast. Beeswax controls wayward hairs and gives some light control. It's so good you can even use it as a hair styling aid!

Whilst others may sell you boy-sized bottles, ours are man-sized - 50ml. Enough to keep even the most grizzly beard in check for weeks. 

All of our organic, plant-based premium beard balms are handcrafted in Queenstown, New Zealand. You will not find a better beard balm.

Robinson Crusoe had an awesome beard. Be more like Robinson Crusoe.

Instructions

Scrape a small amount of balm onto the back of a finger nail and warm between your hands before massaging through your beard. Best applied after showering or bathing but can be applied to either damp or dry beards. We suggest using at least once a day, no more than two or three times daily. 

Ingredients

A generous 40g tub contains: Organic cold pressed coconut oil, organic shea butter, organic cold pressed sweet almond oil, organic beeswax, organic cold pressed lime essential oil. Contains nut oil. Store in a cool, dry place out of direct sunlight. Always test on a small patch of skin before first use.

Benefits

Coconut oil is antimicrobial, Vitamin E rich and anti-aging, it’s world renown for it’s benefits.

Shea Butter is rich in Vitamin A and a superb moisturiser with healing properties.

Sweet Almond oil moisturises dry skin and reduces flaking and cracking. Produces shiny hair.

Beeswax is a natural product that helps fashion conformity into your beard.

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Anonymous
Beard Life

My Wife brought me the Desert Island Balm and its working wonders. My skin especially is feeling a lot nicer, its smooth to touch! The smell and the condition of my beard is also awesome and I'm getting all sorts of attention from the other Half +++

Just what we like to hear :) Cheers!

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Anonymous
the best balm

Great product I use together with the oil and really gives my beard softness, moisture and a bit of style.

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Anonymous
Should have done this ages ago

I’ve always been nervous to grow my beard long because of keeping it neat but during lockdown it grew and I liked it. My daughter put me onto Southern Alps Because it’s organic. I tried and now I’ve kept my beard longer. It’s neat using the balm and I feel good using it. Loving my beard again. I should have tried this ages ago. Thanks

Seriously, it's reviews like that that make it all worthwhile, kia mihi nui

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Anonymous
Like a sharp suit, for your beard.

Received the balm faster than expected, and upon cracking the lid open was surprised to find myself with an overwhelming desire to eat it. I did not.
I did put it in my beard. My beard immediately fell into formation, saluted, and remained perfectly at attention for the remainder of the day. The next discovery was the attention the beard now attracted; I couldn't keep my hands off it, now so smooth and fragrant, impossible to resist.
I have one minor concern, I suspect that my wife may be paying my beard a little too much attention now (although truth be told the effect is rewarding to the anatomical remainder shortly thereafter).
Summary:
-Smells great
-Feels great
-Works Great
-Wife approves
Thanks!

Thanks Dave, man I wish I had your life

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Anonymous
Superb

Hi mat , just received both beard balms , top product , very impressed , thanks for fast delivery and doing what it says on the tin
Cheers , mark Gorton.
Bought plenty of beard balms / oils over last 12 months , most of it must contain bear p*ss , all I can say .
Cheers